Jess is out for the evening, so what do I think I will do? Let me show you. It is called the "longest recipe ever" and while starting is easy, finishing takes a long time.
Step 1: go out and buy the cheapest, biggest bottle of Vodka you can find.
Step 2: throughly wash a few canning jars.
Step 3: fill the jars 1/3 full of fruit and sift in white sugar to fill in the cracks.
Step 3: fill the jars 1/3 full of fruit and sift in white sugar to fill in the cracks.
Step4: fill the jar to the brim with cheap Vodka and seal.
Now the waiting begins. For proper infusion, this concoction must sit in a
cool place for at least a year.
The longer you let it sit, the better it tastes when it is done.
Now the waiting begins. For proper infusion, this concoction must sit in a
cool place for at least a year.
The longer you let it sit, the better it tastes when it is done.
Step 5: repeat with different fruits.
Step 6: Sample the really cheap Vodka and remember why you don't drink it strait, but instead prepare wonderful concoctions containing fruit and sugar.
If anyone wants to come over next February and open a jar of this with us, you are more than welcome.
Mark it on your calendars kids, February '09.
I am going to go make sure the rest of the Vodka is as bad as the part I just sampled.
Blech.
6 comments:
for the record i was out feeding the homeless and he was suppose to be making lunch for his students tomorrow.
what to do?
Some lunch! He needs to eat some of that bran rather than drinking it! See ya in Feb 09!
Your funny Jessica.
So were you feeding homeless as part of a group effort or on your own?
Love ya!
i'll be there.
oh man! adding fruit to bad vodka! just like old times!!! feb '09!
So-how'd this turn out anyhow...how was Feb. 09? ;)
Trisha
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